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    In days of old in a kingdom bold
    There lived a fearsome dragon
    And the King he was in great distress
    And the countries spirits flagoned

    Until one day there came a knight
    He was handsome bold and charming
    And he slew the dragon with his sword
    And a smile that was so disarming

    Said the King I wish to know your name
    The knight said do not bother
    For the name of a knight of the realm says he
    Is the same as any other

    Tonight says the King in my daughters bed
    You shall take your leisure
    And she'll reward you for your deed
    With a night of exhausting pleasure

    One daughter she had raven hair
    A maiden young and chaste
    And she slept all night in the pale moonlight
    Naked to the waist

    The other daughter she was fair
    The fairest in the town
    And she slept all night in the pale moonlight
    Naked from her small waist down

    That knight spent many hours
    Behind those castle walls
    But the ending to this story friend
    Is not what you think at all

    For in neither bed of neither maid
    Was he repaid his glory
    For he spent the night with the King instead
    'Cuz this is a fairy story!!!
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