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    Warning Will Robinson!

    Feel free to post comments, rants, or even personal attacks. It simply shows your wish for taunting if you do the latter.

    You can say anything you want here. But if you get stupid I reserve the right to point it out, call you lots of inventive names and laugh like hell.

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    Note: "right" either means this blogger is correct or that they lean right. I know what I mean by it. How do you take it?

    The Other Side Of The Street

    New York Liberals that aren't all that bad
    (for NY Libs)
    The name say it all
    (Pissed Liberals)
    Luna Kitten
    See? I told you I had a liberal friend!!!

    Iraqi Blogs

    101st Fighting Keyboardists

    The Wide Awakes

    Seems I have a couple of new british fans from a board that is not taking new members. This means of course I cannot chat with them. I was going to toss up a short bit of verse for them, but really dont feel like putting the energy into clever word play about cigarettes and the end of the day they happen to be wankers of the sort who live in grimy flats and probably smoke like a frenchmen (holding their smoke in a most "faggy" manner) and smell like an italian whore...or their mothers...but I repeat myself.

    So chris and ashles, thank you for stopping by. If you make it to L.A. feel free to stop by the laugh factory in hollywood when I am on stage and dont forget to pick up a copy of my book on your way out....I might even be nice enough to sign it for you.
    Soaring Heart

    Like a hawk
    On an updraft
    Swift, rising
    World opening
    As a flower
    On a summers morn
    My heart soar..
    As cool water
    Riotous in the tumult
    Of your absence
    Serene in the gentleness
    As you lay beside me
    Does your love carve
    Your name upon my heart
    Deeper as it runs
    Swift and true
    Marking forever
    The landscape of my soul
    With you
    And your love
    We listen to folks
    Say everyday
    Don't worry about it
    It'll be ok
    As the bailouts fly
    More money is spent
    While regular folks
    Barely make the rent
    Fifty two million
    Cast a vote
    For a jug eared fool
    Who's a shady joke
    Now many of you
    Have rightly concluded
    The democrats
    Are just deluded
    You cannot fix
    This mess of ours
    Nationalizing banks
    And makers of cars
    We need some fiscal
    Common sense
    No more sitting
    On the fence
    It's time to tell
    Those lazy jerks
    Get off your ass
    Get back to work
    No one owes you
    Nothing bub
    But liberty
    And here's the rub
    The things you need
    To live your life
    A house, a car
    A lovely wife
    A job, some food
    Healthcare too
    To get these things
    It's up to you
    When these you get
    From Uncle Sam
    You steal our freedom
    It's just a sham
    The money I make
    Should belong to me
    To save or spend
    It's mine you see
    So take this warning
    Heed it well
    Your bailout plan
    Was made in hell
    Those who voted
    For this thief
    Will soon wake up
    And learn of grief
    When liberty's gone
    And we're all slaves
    We'll beg for death
    And an early grave
    So what will we give
    For freedoms life
    Are we willing
    To sacrifice
    Our fortunes, our honor
    Even our lives
    Knowing before
    Great men did strive
    And spill their blood
    For liberty
    How far will you go
    I know for me
    No cost too high
    No price too steep
    To live in freedom
    And not as sheep
    What price my friends
    What will it be
    To live as slaves
    Not I says me
    Rally up lads
    The pipes are callin
    And some of us
    Will sure be fallin
    But when we water
    Libertys tree
    With the blood of friend
    And foe you see
    She grows much larger
    Her roots go deep
    While 'neath her
    Many brave men do sleep
    We meet at dawn
    The field to take
    So find your heart
    For Freedoms sake
    The shot heard round the world
    Led to freedom ringing clear
    We've kept the fire burning bright
    For two hundred plus years
    Now the tide has turned agin us
    Our freedom is being sold
    Where is the courage we once had
    The patriots so bold?
    A once great country gasps her last
    She withers in the field
    While government as cancer grows
    Lady Liberty does yield
    So is this it? oh shall we quit?
    Should freedom fade away?
    Is this the final curtain call
    Has freedom seen its day?
    HELL NO I say as I rise up
    My rifle in my hand
    I'll not lose my liberty
    I'll not lose my land
    So stand with me brave patriots
    Against the rushing tide
    No longer shall we silent stand
    No longer will we hide
    No longer will their words hold sway
    No longer will they steal
    The freedom God has given us
    No longer will we yield
    We stand atop the parapets
    Our trumpets blowing loud
    To spread the truth of Freedoms Call
    Throughout the gathering crowd
    Grab your coat, pick up your gun
    Take up the battle cry
    Be ready for the coming war
    And keep your powder dry

    Kender MacGowan
    It's St. Pats day so have an ale
    Or some Irish whiskey straight
    And before the devil knows you're dead
    May ye be at heavens gate
    Drink up and sing of Danny Boy
    And curse the English way
    You'll never get no better folks
    You're all Irish today
    Tis a long way to tipperary
    Or so the mintrel sings
    Tis long way to ulster town
    Lest you are blessed with wings
    Tis a long way from birth to death
    If a lucky clean life ya lead
    Tis a long way from few to plenty
    If ye dont plant the seed
    Long travels I have roved thru lass
    Long years upon the road
    The longest trip a man can take
    Is to a heart I'm told
    But precious life has blessed to me
    The knowledge of the heart
    No matter the length of the road to your love
    Its a short road to be apart
    So tread softly and treat 'em right
    Say nuthin to upset 'em
    For if you anger a sweet colleen
    You'll never get to wed 'em