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    Blogs I Like

    In no particular order):
    Note: "right" either means this blogger is correct or that they lean right. I know what I mean by it. How do you take it?

    The Other Side Of The Street

    New York Liberals that aren't all that bad
    (for NY Libs)
    The name say it all
    (Pissed Liberals)
    Luna Kitten
    See? I told you I had a liberal friend!!!

    Iraqi Blogs

    101st Fighting Keyboardists

    The Wide Awakes

    One of the blogs I keep up on occasionally is I Shall Be Broken, which is linked in the title. She seems cool, wild, and is a hot little number. All of my favorite things.


    (x) snuck out of the house
    (x) gotten lost in your city
    (x) saw a shooting star
    (x) been to any other countries besides the united states
    (x) had a serious surgery
    (x) gone out in public in your pajamas
    (x) kissed a stranger
    (x) hugged a stranger
    (x) been in a fist fight
    (x) been arrested
    (x) done drugs
    (x) had alcohol
    (x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
    (x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    (x) made out in an elevator
    ( ) slept in an elevator
    (x) swore at your parents
    (x) kicked a guy where it hurts
    (x) been in love
    (x) been close to love
    (x) been to a casino
    (x) been skydiving
    (x) broken a bone
    (x) been high
    (x) skinny-dipped
    (x) skipped school
    (x) flashed someone
    ( ) saw a therapist (I, Kender, have not done this, though perhaps I should)
    (x) done the splits
    (x) played spin the bottle
    (x) gotten stitches
    (x) had an IV
    ( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    (x) bitten someone
    (x) been to Niagara Falls
    ( ) gotten the chicken pox
    (x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
    ( ) kissed a member of the same sex
    (x) crashed into a friend's car
    ( ) been to Japan
    (x) ridden in a taxi
    (x) been dumped
    (x) shoplifted
    ( ) been fired
    ( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex
    (x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
    ( ) stole something from your job
    (x) gone on a blind date
    (x) lied to a friend
    ( ) had a crush on a teacher
    (x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
    (x) been to Europe (England for about three hours)
    (x) slept with a co-worker
    (x) been married
    ( ) gotten divorced
    (x) had children
    (x) saw someone die
    ( ) been to Africa
    (x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
    (x) Been to Canada
    (x) Been to Mexico
    (x) Been on a plane
    (x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
    (x) Thrown up in a bar
    (x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
    (x) Eaten Sushi
    (x) Been snowboarding
    (x) Met someone in person from the internet
    (x) Been moshing at a rock show
    (x) Cut yourself on purpose
    (x) Been to a moto cross show
    ( ) lost a child
    (x) gone to college
    ( ) graduated college
    ( ) done hard drugs
    ( ) tried killing yourself
    (x) taken painkillers
    (x) love someone or miss someone right now

    O.K.....your turn
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