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He'll Get His Beatin's For Free Now!!!!!

5/03/2006 |

Posted by kender |

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Linked in the title is your laugh of the day.

It is the story of a man that was an executive at a heart disease charitable foundation who managed to embezzle, over the course of two years, almost a quarter of a million dollars.

What, one may ask, would this man have embezzeled the money want to do with all that hard begged dough?

Why, pay a professional dominatrix to beat the tar outta him, that's what.

Abraham Alexander, an accounts payable executive at the Manhattan Cardiovascular Research Foundation, admitted to stealing $237,162 and spending most of it on services provided by a Columbus, Ohio-based dominatrix called Lady Sage

He has now been sentenced to two to six years.

That is two to six years of absolutely free beatings....well, not free, but rather beatings on the taxpayers dime. If you figure that a quarter of a million is about two years worth of beatings, he is gonna save anywhere from a quarter of a million to one and a half million dollars while he is locked up.

I wonder if Lady Sage will come by and visit Mr. Alexander?

One can always hope.