Kenders' Musings

I realize this song may not be as well known as some others I have used in the past, but trust me, if you know this tune, it is a funny song. I thought about dedicating another song to the frogs, in light of the recent riots and their utter failure to stop them in a timely manner, again showing the world the uselessness of a frencman in a fight, but I wouldn't have had to change one word of it, so where is the fun in that, huh? That song is also by REM, and is a very well known song called "It's The End Of The World As We Know It", and is pretty fitting for them right now.

Anyway.

I call this one simply "France"

To the tune of Stand by REM

(CHORUS:)
France is the place where you live, now give up
Think about surrender, well you know you’ve done it before
Now France is the place that you work, high taxes
Think about your hiding place, and burning cars and jihad too


If you are confused, call for curfew
We know the thugs really respect you
Your feet are going to run from the crowd
The kids are there to burn your things down so

(CHORUS)


Your feet are going to run from the crowd
The kids are there to burn your things down
If Frenchmen had balls the balls would be small
Disaffected youths have frogs on the wall

(CHORUS)

If Frenchmen had balls the balls would be small
Disaffected youths have frogs on the wall
Your feet are going to run from the crowd
The kids are there to burn your things down so

(As Chorus)
France, france, now give up
To a bunch of kids with Molotov cocktails
Now France, france, just give in
Think about the place you live, wow it is such a hole

(CHORUS)

France is the place where you are, just give up
France is the place where you are, just give in
France is the place where you are, invaded
Your feet are going to run from the crowd
France is the place where you are, give up
The kids are there to burn your shit down, so
Oh France