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    Feel free to post comments, rants, or even personal attacks. It simply shows your wish for taunting if you do the latter.

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    I realize this song may not be as well known as some others I have used in the past, but trust me, if you know this tune, it is a funny song. I thought about dedicating another song to the frogs, in light of the recent riots and their utter failure to stop them in a timely manner, again showing the world the uselessness of a frencman in a fight, but I wouldn't have had to change one word of it, so where is the fun in that, huh? That song is also by REM, and is a very well known song called "It's The End Of The World As We Know It", and is pretty fitting for them right now.

    Anyway.

    I call this one simply "France"

    To the tune of Stand by REM

    (CHORUS:)
    France is the place where you live, now give up
    Think about surrender, well you know you’ve done it before
    Now France is the place that you work, high taxes
    Think about your hiding place, and burning cars and jihad too


    If you are confused, call for curfew
    We know the thugs really respect you
    Your feet are going to run from the crowd
    The kids are there to burn your things down so

    (CHORUS)


    Your feet are going to run from the crowd
    The kids are there to burn your things down
    If Frenchmen had balls the balls would be small
    Disaffected youths have frogs on the wall

    (CHORUS)

    If Frenchmen had balls the balls would be small
    Disaffected youths have frogs on the wall
    Your feet are going to run from the crowd
    The kids are there to burn your things down so

    (As Chorus)
    France, france, now give up
    To a bunch of kids with Molotov cocktails
    Now France, france, just give in
    Think about the place you live, wow it is such a hole

    (CHORUS)

    France is the place where you are, just give up
    France is the place where you are, just give in
    France is the place where you are, invaded
    Your feet are going to run from the crowd
    France is the place where you are, give up
    The kids are there to burn your shit down, so
    Oh France
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