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Received in email, too funny...had to post. Top 12 signs you might be taliban.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
'unclean.'
3. You have more wives than teeth.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
And the number one sign you might be taliban?
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
'unclean.'
3. You have more wives than teeth.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
And the number one sign you might be taliban?
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
