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    PostHeaderIcon An Ode to the Boob

    7/24/2008 | Posted by kender | Edit Post
    An Ode to the Boob

    They jiggle they bounce they wiggle and sway
    Mounds of perfection on chests as they lay
    Whether large ones or small ones or ones in between
    Call them breasts call them boobies or fun bags supreme
    The size doesn’t matter nor does what they’re named
    Flash a pair at a man and he’ll soon be quite tamed
    Young lads become speechless and old farts will smile
    When a pair is popped out with wink and some wile
    We care not if they’re natural or enhanced quite a bit
    The thing that we wonder is can we play with the tit
    So excuse us our glares our sly looks and our leers
    But they’d be so much better if they’d just dispense beers
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