Kenders' Musings

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First Church of Democrats
Bringing liberals closer to God since 2006
proudly talking liberalism in the bible belt

Worship songs play -
"Bordering on Insecurity" - Choir
"It's Rich Man's War" - Choir
"Somewhere over at Rainbow Coalition" - Jessica Jackstone

Welcome to the Liberal church! I'm Michael Moron, director of excellent learning films such as 'Roger and Me' and Sci-fi documentaries like 'Farenheit 911'. I'm also an expert on foriegn policy since I am a film maker. That's the great thing about working in Hollywood, you become the best among experts. For example, Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon starred in 'Dead Man Walking'. Who better to save the people in New Orleans than Sean Penn? Who better to speak out against the death penalty than Susan Sarandon? Who better to talk about what goes on in the West Wing than Geena Davis and Martin Sheen? Who better to trust on the happenings of Iraq than me?

In other announcements, our missionaries in Afghanistan and Iraq have successfully committed 4,444 acts of protest against Bush's Islamic Holocaust. It was a decent week as there were 63 more successful protests! Almost 10 a day. Please keep the insurgents in your prayers and please donate when the plate is passed around.

The "Iraqinam Sixties Protest" is visiting Kender of 'Kender's Musings' and well, we just are here. In fact, we travelled so far, we don't even know where we are at. It's almost like the sixties all over again...

In other announcements, we have Nelson Mandela, Ghandi, and other Civil Rights leaders running for mayor in New Orleans. Well Kimberly Butler says she's all of them. Some call her a kook, but she's just one march short from Selma, Alabama to infinite wisdom.

Let us bow our head and make a tax payment. Oh Holy Spirit Che Guevara, give us the strength to open up other people's wallets and give to the less fortunate. Rid our fields of the capitalist pig greed that George H(itler) W(armonger) Bush inflicts on us! O Holy Spirit Che Guevara, we adore you!

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

While the taxplate gets passed around, Mr Jay Benning will be singing a song full of rock and roll praise that he wrote!

Click on the Tax Plate (St. Jude)
♪♫ 'Bush's crooked cross, looks like a swastika' ♫
♫ 'for his war crimes, send him to Attica'♫♪
♪♫ 'If you got oil, watch yo back' ♫
♫'he leaves are ports open while he attacks'♫♪
♪♫ 'Al Qaida fights for a great cause'♫
♫ 'striking the Pentagon and the capitalist terrorist'♫♪
♪♫ 'America was on Osama's war list'♫
♫ 'Great victory for Islam will come'♫♪
♫ 'When George Hitler is done!'♫♪

Thank you Deacon Benning!! Wow, that was exciting and original. I have never heard anybody compare George Hitler Warmonger Bush to Hitler. That really made me think about history. I am almost inspired to actually look up my history, but since I don't like Bush, I'll take your word for it.

I just finished watching 'Jarhead' and for those of you haven't seen it, well, it's a must see! Jake Gyllenhal gives you a preview of his performance in 'Brokeback Mountain'. First he spends night after long night with other men, while his woman is home alone. He gets called names that I'm certain Heath Ledger said to him on more hot private nights. There's a scene where he gets lubed up with oil, even the horse is lubed up. Men crying with each other. Well, 'Jarhead' is just like 'Brokeback Mountain' except with different types of explosions. This was a stunning performance!

But my favorite scene was cut from the original movie. You have to go to the deleted scenes on the DVD to view this. The scene is called "The Build Up To War". Swoff (Jake Gyllenhal) is looking through his sniper rifle when a televised Daddy Bush finds himself in the crosshairs*. Oh how that would be anybody's wet dream. *(Actually in there)

Is there any reason why Jake Gyllenhal shouldn't have won an Oscar? Is there any real reason, other than homophobia, why 'Brokeback Mountain' didn't win more Awards? I'm sick and tired, as I'm sure the rest of you are, of ultra conservative Hollywood. They are constantly shoving their world views down our throats. Movies such as 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'Road to Perdition' that promote gun violence. Movies like 'Crash' promote careless driving and then wins an Oscar. If they were all just wearing a seatbelt, everything would have been fine, but no, Crash would not do that.

But I'm not going to go on and on about the best picture of the year not getting the Oscar, but I am going to talk about Iran. I am going to do a documentary on Iran so I am the most qualified person to discuss it.

George Hitler Warmonger Bush is lying to the nation and to the world again. He's telling the world that Iran is dangerous. He knows nobody will believe him if he says 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' so he's changed the words. This time he's gone more dramatic by saying 'Nuclear'. Well that's what he meant when he attacked Iraq unilaterally and now he's trying to lie and mislead the world again.

Iran is a nation of peace. They only want to keep Americans out of their oil fields, out of their wombs, out of their lives. George Hitler Warmonger Bush needs to keep his fanatical religion and imperialistic world views out of Iraq! Trust me, I'm doing a documentary on it to prove George Hitler Warmonger Bush is lying.

I had lunch with the Iranian President and he was so nice. He didn't even get mad at me like most people do because I ate 'so much'. If you think I eat so much, why have me over for dinner? By the way, how do some of you people eat so little?

In this documentary, I reveal how some nations get along so well with other peace loving nations. Did you know Iran has good relations with other peaceful countries such as Venezuela, China, North Korea, and Cuba? But Iran has to be able to defend theirself in a world with George Hitler Warmonger Bush in it.

My documentary will also reveal how Dubai Ports World was giving George Hitler Warmonger Bush special deals on gasoline and secretly sharing oil profits. George Hitler Warmonger Bush wanted to allow the United Arab Emirate into our country so they can blow up all the bicycles and ignite fear into people so that we will start a war with France.

Yes, that was George Hitler Warmonger Bush's idea. Once the UAE attacked our country, Bush was going to pass the Super Patriot Act, which is still sitting on his desk by the way, that denied every last one of your freedoms. Bush was going to shut down the ports, borders, airports, and even grocery stores in neighborhoods with high Arabic and/or Muslim influences. Yes, neighborhoods with high minority populations!

The real reason Hitler Warmonger was going to shut down the grocery stores in nieghborhoods with mostly minorities was because he wanted to starve minorities until they decided to sign up for the military so they could be sent to war and die for oil. Yes folks, believe me, I have a camera and I know how to cut and edit!

Bush's dream war is to have the United States military completely filled with minorites and all the high ranking officers to be white, just like the plantations were ran. Then he would send our minorities to countries without white people like China, North Korea, Iraq, Cuba, and of course Venezuela.

Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, brave people. We need to stand up for him when he goes to war with the United States. Guayana is allowing the CIA to hide in the jungles along the Venezuela border. If Hugo needs to take control of the jungles of Guyana, then we need to stand by him 100%! He needs to be able to protect his country from George Hitler Warmonger Bush!

Let us bow our heads and don't forget your tax payment. Holy Spirit Che Guevara, please give us the power to create a more secure government, one that gives us an division of government that is bigger and better than before. One that will protect us from Hitler Warmonger's evil friends in the UAE. Please, oh lord, let Democrats win so we can bring the war on terrorism back to where it belongs, here at home, within our borders. We ask this in your name Holy Spirit Che Guevara.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

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