Kenders' Musings

I am off to spend the weekend doing cool stuff with my boy. Natural history museum for the dino fossils today.....so I am leaving you with some of my favorite haiku's.

Yes, I wrote them, and yes, I realize they mean I probably need therapy, but ya' gotta admit, they aint half bad for a hack such as myself.

Feel free to leave your haikus in the comments......

Elmo screams aloud
But his pleas fall on deaf ears
Bert and Ernie laugh


Floor creaks in the night
Big Bird heaves a lustful sigh
Elmo screams again


Big Bird loads his gun
Dropping ratings threaten job
Teletubbies die



Teletubbies drop
Like flies in a mist of Raid
Big Bird must reload


Soft moans in the night
Signal muppets on the prowl
Oscar looks for love


Big Birds young groupies
Defile the letter A
When the tapings done


Barney runs like hell
Big Birds on the prowl again
Looking for fresh meat


Kermit makes breakfast
Bacon and ham and sausage
Miss Piggy tastes good


Mickey and Minnie
Dance and trip the night away
XTC is king


Territory marked
He's just doing his duty
Pluto wanders on


Jiminy Cricket
Sat upon the bank singing
Until the frog ate


Mickey and Goofy
In a compromising way
The tabloids say


Buzz and Woody sit
At the gate of The Kingdom
Checking out the girls


There is nothing like
A six dollar hamburger
To piss you off good


Popcorn on Main Street
Sticks between my teeth and now
I'm thirsty for Coke


Three dollar sodas
Are made with too much syrup
Now I need water


I have been in line
Waiting for this goddamned ride
Forever it seems


The Tiki Room song
Plays in my head forever
I will go insane


Its a small small world
Instead of tiki room song
I must kill myself


Mowgli and Snow White
Well you know how nature is
She's not so white now


The dwarves are angry
Mowgli is trying to hide
In the pirates ride


I so enjoy
The chocolate covered ants
Oops I just ate Flick


The Toon Town Trolley
The late night debauchery
You get the picture