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- About My Living Will
- Todays Anti ACLU Rant.
- Terri Has Been Murdered!!!!!
- Exposing the Selfishness and Hate Behind the Right...
- If Terri Loses Her Fight
- I Thought I Was Done With This Issue. (long post w...
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- Is it tuesday again?
- The ACLU, as usual, on the wrong side of things.
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- I thought we could all use some levity
- UPDATE ON TERRIS' CASE
- Drug Laws, Womens Rights & The ACLU
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- I Hate the AP too!!!!
- Some insanity from the DU...
- Just a thought....
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- Results 1 - 10 of about 15,700 for michael schiavo...
- In Honor of World Water Day
- My Niece Kicks Seven Kinds of Ass!!!
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- I see I am not the only self-abusing person out he...
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- This was part of a comment I made at Crystals
- That dickhead Felos and my hunger strike.
- I HATE TO LOSE!!!!!!
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- FUCK YOU YOU DAMNED DEMONCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Stolen from Raven...
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Blogs I Like
In no particular order):
Note: "right" either means this blogger is correct or that they lean right. I know what I mean by it. How do you take it?
Note: "right" either means this blogger is correct or that they lean right. I know what I mean by it. How do you take it?
- RG in The Low Country!(Right)
- Mackers World(Right)
- Ric and Georgina at Release The Hounds!(Right)
- RN at Dead Republican Presidents!
(Right) - Kat, sometimes in pajamas!
- Madtom at ThisFuckingWar! (Right)
- Michael J. Totten sets things straight!(Right)
- Maxedoutmama is a research Goddess!(Right)
- Andrightlyso! smacks on idiots!(Right)
- Where's Your Brain?(Right)
- Warm'n'fuzzy conserva-puppies>(Right)
- Crymeariverbend2 has a gnarly truth stick!(Right)
- Jeffrey at IBC is HQ for Iraqi bloggings(Right)
- The Sandmonkey cuts through the APU!(Right)
- The Lone Ranger
A Man of Rare Integrity! (Right) - Out of the Ashes(Right)
- Tazmedic(Right) (Read the archives!)
- Amandarin(Right) (A clever friend from the other side of the street)
- Literal Lunacy
A Most Beloved Friend!
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The Other Side Of The Street
Iraqi Blogs
- Iraq the Model
- Ali returns!!!
- Raeds Place
(This is where I go when I want to piss off some insane "Unrealists". Thanks CMAR!) - Khalid Digging for Secrets!
- Kurdo's World
- Baghdad Burning
(The infamous, the mysterious, the mostly hysterical Riverbend!!!!)
101st Fighting Keyboardists
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About My Living Will
3/31/2005 |
Posted by
kender |
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As usual a comment (linked in title)I made somewhere else has inspired me.
So you are all my witnesses.
Here is my living will.
If I am truly brain dead and need a machine to keep me breathing, pull the plug.
If I am conscience and need a machine to keep me breathing let me live.
If I am a vegetable and cannot swallow put in a feeding tube and hire strippers to perfom nonstop at the foot of my bed. They must be the finest strippers that money can buy. Do this, and continue it until I wake up. I require one lap dance an hour, and if you have to, strap me into a chair so I can receive this therapy.
About that feeding tube. I do NOT want to starve to death.
I want to die of old age or obesity, so I demand that if I need a feeding tube inserted I shall receive 5000 calories a day, with all possible measures taken to prolong my life, including open heart surgery and liposuction......in fact liposuction the hell out of me. Open me up and scrape all of the fat cells off of all of my organs.
I want to live.
I also demand sponge baths by Playboy Bunnies in thong bikinis.......topless!!!!! This is not a selfish request, it is THERAPY!!! No self respecting man is going to remain a vegetable while a Playboy Bunny, in a thong bikini and topless while getting a spong bath from one.
I also want 18 year old Glenfiddich put down my throat at least once an hour.....one, no two....NO four, yeah FOUR shots and hour, every other hour, while I am a vegetable. If anything is going to pull me back it will be GlanFiddich and topless Playboy Bunnies in thong bikinis. I promise.
So you are all my witnesses.
Here is my living will.
If I am truly brain dead and need a machine to keep me breathing, pull the plug.
If I am conscience and need a machine to keep me breathing let me live.
If I am a vegetable and cannot swallow put in a feeding tube and hire strippers to perfom nonstop at the foot of my bed. They must be the finest strippers that money can buy. Do this, and continue it until I wake up. I require one lap dance an hour, and if you have to, strap me into a chair so I can receive this therapy.
About that feeding tube. I do NOT want to starve to death.
I want to die of old age or obesity, so I demand that if I need a feeding tube inserted I shall receive 5000 calories a day, with all possible measures taken to prolong my life, including open heart surgery and liposuction......in fact liposuction the hell out of me. Open me up and scrape all of the fat cells off of all of my organs.
I want to live.
I also demand sponge baths by Playboy Bunnies in thong bikinis.......topless!!!!! This is not a selfish request, it is THERAPY!!! No self respecting man is going to remain a vegetable while a Playboy Bunny, in a thong bikini and topless while getting a spong bath from one.
I also want 18 year old Glenfiddich put down my throat at least once an hour.....one, no two....NO four, yeah FOUR shots and hour, every other hour, while I am a vegetable. If anything is going to pull me back it will be GlanFiddich and topless Playboy Bunnies in thong bikinis. I promise.
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