Kenders' Musings

In days of old in a kingdom bold
There lived a fearsome dragon
And the King he was in great distress
And the countries spirits flagoned

Until one day there came a knight
He was handsome bold and charming
And he slew the dragon with his sword
And a smile that was so disarming

Said the King I wish to know your name
The knight said do not bother
For the name of a knight of the realm says he
Is the same as any other

Tonight says the King in my daughters bed
You shall take your leisure
And she'll reward you for your deed
With a night of exhausting pleasure

One daughter she had raven hair
A maiden young and chaste
And she slept all night in the pale moonlight
Naked to the waist

The other daughter she was fair
The fairest in the town
And she slept all night in the pale moonlight
Naked from her small waist down

That knight spent many hours
Behind those castle walls
But the ending to this story friend
Is not what you think at all

For in neither bed of neither maid
Was he repaid his glory
For he spent the night with the King instead
'Cuz this is a fairy story!!!