Kenders' Musings

From my bud Mister E Pluribus over at Freedom Broadcast Network. This is the original version...apparently he is doing up a more PC version of this. With apologies to the Stones....

PAINT IT (ALL) BLACK

I see a White House
And I want to paint it black
I'm just half-colored
But I want it all turned black

My buddy Jeremiah
Says that we were hosed
But wait until I'm in
I'll make it safe for bros

I once did lines of blow
Who cares that they weren't black
It was so long ago
And I can't take it back

Don't care religious nuts
No longer want me as their man
They're merely simpletons
And won't affect my plans

As for my wife Michelle
So glad she's finally proud
But don't cry, "Hypocrite!"
With us that's not allowed

No chance I'll fade away
Won't matter who knows the facts
It's a piece of cake for me
Love the guilt card -- hey, I'm black

Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope
Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope
Change, change, change, change, change, change, change
Change, change, change, change, change

My grandma blasted blacks
That's OK, I loathe whites
Threw her under the bus
As plain as the books I typed

Then there's my lovely mom
C'mon, she married black
Not once, but twice -- it's true
You never can go back

Don't fear my Muslim friends
I know you understand
With me you'll get your wish
When we withdraw from your land

That's right, I'll cut and run
I won't have to face the facts
It's so easy turnin' away
When it's not my head that's hacked (yet)

In just a few more months
The U.S. in my control
One bitter favor, though
Please don't ask me to bowl

I see a White House
And I want to paint it black
I see a White House
And I want to paint it black

Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah......