Immigration Haikus

I stumbled upon this site today that featured a haiku called "The Gatekeeper Haiku." In honor of this haiku (and because I believe in countering the slanted BS from the left) I present you with;

Kender's Immigration Haiku's

Running through canyons
La Migra gringos close in
I must dump the drugs

Two dollars a day
I have too many kids to feed
I will go wash cars

Landscape America
Scrub the white man's bathroom down
Send my money home

No speeka eengleesh
Unless you need my labor
Ten bucks an hour

I am poor worker
My six kids need doctors care
Hospital is closed?

Enforcing your laws
Is hateful and mean to me
I just want to work

I ran down your kid
While drunk as Kennedy man
Home to Mexico

Gringos have no sense
Give me all I need to live
White guilt is the best

A walled up border
Is no match for mexicans
Who just want to work

You stole all our land
We will take it back from you
Guadalupe what?

No wetback am I
I crawled under chain link fence
I am a scratchback

Feel free to leave your own in the comments.